a big fat fatty

I'm so bored right now I could gouge my eyes out.  Wait, why would I want to do that?  How would that make anything better?  On top of the boredom, I ate too much at lunch and now just want to go to sleep.  I wish napping wasn't so frowned upon at work.  My boss just walked by with dog in a bag, but not one of those little purse dogs.  A medium-sized dog.  It made me laugh, and I'm still kind of laughing just thinking about it.  It only happened two minutes ago, I'm sure I'll get over it soon enough.  I'll find something else to laugh about.  Ooooh, like the time Conan was doing the "what if they had a baby" bit on his show, and they had a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio and Giselle- obviously Conan had yet to see the picture, b/c he was taken aback by how much weight he'd gained, so he says, "I guess he's preparing for his next role in....A big fat fatty."  And it was the way he said it that was the funniest, but I guess I'm writing this for Ashley and Emily b/c they know exactly what I'm talking about and can hear it in their heads right now.  Sorry for the rest of you, but it's still funny, trust me. 

Reagan